all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
it's great music for shaving your balls
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
where are my eyebrows?
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