you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
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That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
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I need you to use more vowels.
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just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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