she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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