I hope mine doesn't look like that
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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