Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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