Dude, this chick just tossed my salad hard. All that I could picture was a dog trying to get the last of the peanut butter out of the jar of Jiff and trying not to think of how grotesque my last dump was.
Then she tried to kiss me and I wouldn't and she got pissed off and went to sleep. Then about an hour later, her kid called her. She went home and on the way out I told her to wash her mouth before she kissed her kid good night. Weird night..
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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