did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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