go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
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I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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