Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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