Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Randomize
