he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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