i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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