He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
Randomize