Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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