yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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