i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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