I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
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Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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