2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
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you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
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The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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