in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
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I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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