I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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