Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
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You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
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Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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