god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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