I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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