went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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