Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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