Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
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I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
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How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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