The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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