I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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