Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
I need a burrito and a hug.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
