Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.