I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Operation Purity has been aborted
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
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He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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