Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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