I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
Randomize
