I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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