office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
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