It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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