I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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