I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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