Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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