its not stalking. its research.
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Randomize