chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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