porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
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