My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
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