One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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I need you to use more vowels.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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