You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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