Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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