And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Tolerating him while I'm not drunk is like trying to find a word that rhymes with orange
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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