Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
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I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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