If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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