do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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