Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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