i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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