Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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