let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
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