his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
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Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
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Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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